If you have heard or seen the Youtube video of the sad teabaggers singing the Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin, you know what's coming. I don't think those folks are ready for The Grand Ole Opry. But songs that are changed and put forth a political agenda, no matter how insane, demand a response. Here is mine, feel free to hum along.

She came out of Alaska

To run as McCain's VP

They tried hard to get elected

But it wasn't meant to be

But instead disappearing

She's embraced mendacity

She just won't go away.

Chorus:

Sarah Palin is a moron,

Sarah Palin is a moron,

Sarah Palin is a moron,

Why won't she go away?

She quit her job as Governor

Just half-way through the run.

Left Alaska and its people and

The Summer's Midnight Sun.

So she could make more money

And play politics for fun.

She just won't go away.

Chorus:

She's a polarizing influence

She sure knows how to sell

Her dumb teabag party rhetoric

and you can clearly tell

That she in it for herself and

All the rest can go to Hell,

She just won't go away.

Spoken:

Congress finally passed several bills

That the Republicans blocked for two years.

These will benefit everybody, not just the rich

The Baggers can't name a single freedom lost

And even with new government programs starting,

Ninety-five percent of us got a tax cut.

Sarah Blows

I wish she would just march home.