For Halloween, I'm going as a GOPer
The Republicans held a Halloween party and invited all the infamous to attend. The following is the guest list.
Dick Cheney - a zombie (no beating heart)
George Bush - Pinocchio (as a puppet)
John Boener - The Great Pumpkin
Michelle Bachman - The Mad Hatter
Christine O'Donnell - Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ (I'm not a witch, at all)
Sarah Palin - A Mama Grizzley
Michael Steele - The invisible man
Mitch McConnell - a turtle
Sharon Angle - a geisha
Meg Whitman - a money bag
Carly Fiorino - a golden parachutist
Carl Paladino - a Mafia hitman
Joe Miller - a hobo
Rush Limbaugh - Jabba the Hut
David Vitter - the New Year's Baby (diaper included)
Sean Hannity - Barney Rubble
Rich Iott - a nazi SS soldier
Rand Paul - Aqua Buddah
Glen Beck - himself
Karl Rove - Benedict Arnold
The crowd was entertained by the Musical Stylings of John Ashcroft.
Refreshments were provided by the Tea Party including Right-wing Kool-ade
and a particularly noxious brew.
The party was funded by American middle class taxes (“Because really rich people don't pay any taxes.”).
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